everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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