I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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