just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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