thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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