Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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