How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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