You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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