man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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