Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
