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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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