better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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