You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
