she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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