A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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