I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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