i permit you to call me
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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