dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Every concussion has its silver lining
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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