On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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