I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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