Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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