it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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