ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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