i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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