Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
