it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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