So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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