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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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