Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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