You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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