Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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