Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you win again, gameday.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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