Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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