Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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