Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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