i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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