When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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