And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i out mim tonsoeep
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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