I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.