So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Omg the world wants us to be better people
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.