Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
