I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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