those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.