Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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