and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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