He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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