im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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