My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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