Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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