your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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