god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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