Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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