Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
two words: eviction party
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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