Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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