my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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