We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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