summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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