please come you make the beer taste better
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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