just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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