I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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