wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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