You're so nebulous sometimes
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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