maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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